22 7 / 2014

xbox420:

man i hate when people say ‘they’re not even real’ when people analyse characters or draw inspiration from them like so what neither are any of the characters in any books and all words are just words why do people care about anything why should we construct meaningful narratives at all why dont we just throw rocks at each other and shout like god intended  jfc people are so boring

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21 7 / 2014

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via size10plz)

21 7 / 2014

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

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21 7 / 2014

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Business man!We must be swift as the stock exchangesBusiness man!With all the force of a great tycoon 
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary 
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets 
Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

(via dontbeanassbutt)

21 7 / 2014

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

(via dontbeanassbutt)

21 7 / 2014

ponpongoawei:

when I was a kid I thought no drinking and driving meant NO drinks whatsoever for anyone in the car so I was afraid to drink juice in the car because I thought the police would find me

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21 7 / 2014

sapphicsideshow:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

monstredechirant:

nichole337vevo:

😔

…..what??

Amazing grace… how sweet the sound…

whut

sapphicsideshow:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

monstredechirant:

nichole337vevo:

😔

…..what??

Amazing grace… how sweet the sound…

whut

(Source: fagflow, via faunlikeschocolate)

21 7 / 2014

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21 7 / 2014

Cardcaptor Sakura | cards: illusion & mirror.

(via size10plz)

21 7 / 2014

disneywise:

iphotographlove:

My baby girl Charlotte as Princess Tiana
www.marisataylorphotography.com

Her name is Charlotte! <3

disneywise:

iphotographlove:

My baby girl Charlotte as Princess Tiana

www.marisataylorphotography.com

Her name is Charlotte! <3

(via thingsamylikes)

21 7 / 2014

princessmoonmoon:

siete-bella:

fit-gymnast:

lightning-shine:

hentai1080p:

bukakkemonogatari:

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Gayfanfics
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Hotdicks

Yes

Hotdick site booty. Pretty much porn.

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Anal booty pokemon

21 7 / 2014

I have a phone interview with Target tomorrow and I’m so excited and nervous. This is the first interview I’ve gotten since I graduated! I really hope I get the job because I’d love to work at target. All my money would probably go right back into the place lol but I’d have a job.

21 7 / 2014

lexlifts:

therealbarbielifts:

lexlifts:

I was tagged by health-gasm. Share 6 selfies which you feel beautiful in. :) 

1. Most recent photo out of the bunch, I just really felt pretty and cute that day, and I was having a great makeup day honestly. A+ 

2. My fiance and I on our 5th anniversary. :) Just overall a great day. Went out on a dinner date, spent time together and just happy times~

3. Fresh face, and waking out of bed. I don’t really post a lot of photos of my bare face, which leads to people thinking I must only feel comfortable with makeup, but not at all. I was feelin real cute in my new bra/sports undies too. 

4. I realize my face isn’t in this photo, but the outfit is the focus here. People told me time and time again that I should not wear high waisted bottoms to avoid accentuating my hips. I had enough of the ‘dress for your body’ and wanted more ‘dress in what you think is cute’. At that point in my life I finally felt comfortable with myself to wear things because I wanted to and I genuinely felt good in them, not because they were supposedly “flattering” and “slimming” on my hips/thighs. I was coming out of my comfort zone and feeling confident with myself. 

5. A cute face selfie. I look frickin adorable. Its good.

6. Last but not least, my body. Just the way it is. I have rolls and chunky thighs and a pooch that hangs over. These things don’t make me less beautiful or not as worthy which I once believed. I used to worry about every little thing on my body that I thought was a ‘flaw’ or a problem. It’s not that I ‘learned to accept my flaws’ I realized these are not flaws at all, and that there is not a thing wrong with the way I am. :)

I tag cynicallifter svekita13 curvecreation dont-touchmycurves therealbarbielifts movey0urbody lexliftlove slim-and-svelte seekfinelines  ….and whoever else wanna do this. Natasha already got tagged tho so lol. Post your selfies bebes :b

Why you so hot tho???❤️

girl ❤️❤️❤️❤️ haha thank you :v

21 7 / 2014

fandomsandfeminism:

stuffiwouldtweet:

toastyhat:

blacksupervillain:

leseanthomas:

It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

#god please bless us with an bi iron man#that would be a dream
biron man

Since marvel created captain america thats a little more acceptable but thor is still a man from norse mythology…..

ACTUAL Norse Mythology is nothing like the damn Marvel comics though.

Marvel comics: Thor hangs out with Iron Man. 

Actual Norse myth: Red-headed Loki fucks a horse, and Thor fake marries a giant while in a dress. 

(via geekygirlfitness)

21 7 / 2014

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via rorywinchesthair)