Could Should Did Done

I’ve been missing my ex today. 

Did we make a bad decision?

shiphassailed:

tigerpellets:

I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” 

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE

are you serious british people

i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life

(Source: tigerfeel)

coopercomeback:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

we really need to sleep more on this site

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome)

deadxendxjustice:

benedictbooty:

dolce-they-say:

John and Hank Green in the 90s yo

[CACKLES HYSTERICALLY]

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING.

leighway:

sorry:

Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.

#ok bones

(Source: cupcaked)

megsquiveringnethers:

wayward-angel:

 i hate developing a crush on someone because its always the most inappropriate person to have a crush on

without fail

Yeah, like a married father over 35…

umaysayimadreamer:

personalcadenza:

kanami-yuuta:

smoteymote:

adriofthedead:

nerdsrme:

ichigen:

littlebats:

maragidyne:

thefucksidontgive:

moesuckra:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.

LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.

this is

I can’t 

what

yes

my brain is 

WHAT

LMFAO

CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD. 

The editing was amazing! XD

Sweet mother of God.

Get. On. My. Blog

holy shit

that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha

90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.

holy shit the editing

dying

I’m wheezing.

poseytivelytobias:

Based off of this

Some things never change.

(Source: bryantskobe)

princessturandot:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabres. 

reasons why i’d become a guard girl in a heartbeat.

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

fffcuk:

do smelly people not know they smell or do they just not care

country-girl-from-wisconsin:

i couldnt not reblog this

(Source: aamorfo)